Well what do I do - ha I drop the shoe on the floor, sit promptly down, point my chin to the ceiling and stick my tongue out just a little bit, so when my Mum bends to cuddle me, I kiss the tip of her ear. She doesn't like her face licked, hates it she says.....so I don't.......
I don't chew shoes now, I just take Mums and hide it somewhere. She gets annoyed when she can't find it. I would rather her slippers, but she now puts them right out of my reach. Oh I didn't tell you, she has a new pair now, brand new got them for Xmas. I had made such a mess of those nice silver ones, that they had to go in the bin!
I am getting too big for my sleep cage, I can't stretch out any more and if I stand up I hit the top which means in the morning when I get up I have to stretch and stretch. I am getting another one, a bit bigger. Going to the pet shop tomorrow. Mum wants me to sleep on the pet sofa instead of the cage at night, I have tried but I don't like it. I lovely my cosy cage.
Mum hasn't taken any photos of me recently. Her camera broke - each time she puts a new battery into it, it says "battery empty". So she went out and bought another one today. But....until she reads the instruction leaflet on how to use it, there won't be any more pictures.
So thats it for me tonight, I am off to have my sleep now and see you all another time.

